If Steve Jobs says so, it is true. Steve Jobs is insanely great.
If Apple P.R. says so, it is true, unless it conflicts with the first law.
They are usually repeating Steve Jobs, in which case the First Law applies.
If an Apple fankid says so, it is true, unless it conflicts with the second or first law.
They are usually repeating Apple P.R., in which case the Second Law applies.
They are also likely to liberally repeat Steve Jobs, in which case the First Law applies.
Real Apple fankids never say anything that conflicts with the first law.
These laws do not require proof. They are self-evident. Ask any Apple fankid.
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